LORD BALDRICK FITZGIBBONS
Name: Lord Baldrick Fitzgibbons
Nicknames: Lunchbox
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 57
General size: Average height 172 cms
Physical appearance/attire: Slightly overweight, receeding hairline, grey hair, prefers suits for the office
IQ: 125
Known Relatives: Mary Muggins
Birth-date: January 14th 1573
Birth-place: Arachnea, Lacardis
Items of note:
Current Residence: Village of Harsten’s Labrynthe
Occupation: Lord of the Western Highlands
Social Class: Middle Class
Economic Class: As above
Alignment: Neutral
. Personality
. Goal: To be a Senator to represent his former Mistress’s province of Carrendar
. Likes: Cooking, speech writing, dancing, accordian playing, and Turnips
. Dislikes: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…..and the Dutch
. Fears:
. Attitude Towards Life/Death:
1. Self: He has no fear of death for himself Quote “Life is like a onion, peeling away a layer each year, till you get to the end and there is nothing left
2. Friends: He has trouble dealing with the loss of friends, very emotional
3. Family He considered Lorelei to be his family, so losing her was losing a part of himself
4. Strangers Not bothered
5. Rivals Wishes bad things but doesn’t try to kill them
6. Enemies Would happily attend their funerals
F. Attitude Towards People:
~1. Males*: Very fond of the company of men, both sexually and in companionship
a. Family (spouse included): No spouse to speak of
b. Friends: Cares about his friends and goes out of his way for them
c. Colleagues/Rivals: Trys to keep up with his colleagues, putting in late nights
d. Enemies: Trust issues often leads to being enemies
. Attitude Toward Money/Power: Hates to see abuse of power and corruption
. Attitude Toward Work: Dilligant and hardworking
. Attitude Toward Danger: Is generally cautious
. Attitude Toward Fighting: Would avoid at all costs, its not his strong suit
. Attitude Toward Anger/Forgiveness: He will forgive….but never forget
. Mental Condition: Although grieving currently, he is stable
. Self-image (what they think of themselves) He projects an image of a hard worker, and puts everyone before himself
IV. Skills and Ineptitudes
. Powers: He has a silver tongue and will debate anything anytime anywhere, no magical powers or such, due to being human
. Combat abilities: Hand to hand combat, sword play
. Examples of Attacks Hitting people over the head with a skillet
. Basic Fighting Style: Hand to hand, Swordsman
. Talents: Cooking turnip stew
. Weaknesses Buff sailors in tight pants
History.
Baldrick Fitzgibbon first began serving royal houses back when he was in his twenties, for the Hailstorm Royal family, his Mistress at this time was QueenMoraHailstorm, but sadly, the young Queen took her own life on the failure of her marriage, and he then would find himself, working for the Isilme Dragon Kingdom, which was run by an Ivory Dragon Queen, known simply as Tar. He handled both the kitchen staff with his “amazing” culinary talents, organising banquets and helping teach the younger Prince and Princesses manners with visiting royals. Upon the death of Tar, he would then find new employment with the LaNoirRose Kingdom, which again, was headed by a lone Queen, Satine. It would seem that this would be a wonderful enviroment to work in, but alas, the Kingdom came under constant fire, and many wars would see the young Satine make a fatal mistake, joining a rogue empire and leaving LaNoirRose behind. Baldrick would then start touring the arenas in search of a new Mistress and would come to work for the warrior known as MikariLoremika, a Derakori, who spent all her time fighting, and so Baldrick was in charge of maintaining her weapons, and helping carrying her victims from the fields. Again, fate would step in and she would perish in a distant land, leaving Baldrick once again without a Mistress. He would come to be told of a Spider Demoness, known throughout the lands as Lorelei Rose Carrendar, and it would be in her service, that he would find himself thrust into the halls of Power of the Lacardian goverment, as Chief of Staff in Arachnea hall. Baldrick had found his calling, and served the goverment, and his Mistress Lorelei with the upmost loyalty and admiration. The growth of the country would see many sweeping changes as Baldrick rode up front, proud of the great achievements that were being made. But on the 30/11/2010, Baldrick’s world would come crashing down, as his beloved Mistress would be slain, having died in battle againest evil alien beings. His grief so heartfelt it would touch a nation as he spoke a wonderful poem at her funeral
“Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum…. Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come…… Let the airships circle moaning overhead….. Scribbling on the sky with the message…. She ls Dead. Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves.., Let Lacardian soliders wear black cotton gloves. She was my North, my South, my East and West. My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that Lorelei would last for ever: *he looks up at the mourners* I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now: Put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood; For nothing now can ever come to any good.”
Blessings they say come in small packages, and it would be true, as Lorelei’s dream of keeping the Bebiliths alive would come to fruition, with the hatching of the eggsac, retrieved from the body of the fallen Lorelei. Now he has been elected to the position of Senator of the Carrendar Province, and helps with the care of the children, Maximus, Beorc, Laura, Charlotte, Lilith, and Taru (who is his own daughter to Lorelei). His work continues, and Lacardis will prosper with the dawn of a new family, to which he is a part.
(to be continued.)
